So I'm working this really boring cocktail party last night. It's about 35 women and three men at a fancy private school in Los Angeles. It's a meet and greet for some visiting educators and some of the school's department heads. We're in the home of the school director which is adjacent to the school and the only good thing about this party is it will be over very quickly.
So as I maneuver my way through them with hors d'oeuvres I hear snippets of conversations. "I love teaching English". "The hotel is nice". "Wasn't the weather beautiful today"? And I just want to yell out out to these nice people, "Hey, I just got cast as Blind Ed the pirate in the sequel to the award winning porn film, Pirates!" But of course I didn't.
Yes, friends, I got the part. I was called on Saturday morning by the casting director to tell me they loved me, they talked about me all day Friday, and the producer will be calling me soon to work out the details. It shoots in March.
So I did a little research on the film, went to the Pirates website, and even found a trailer for Pirates II on line. It really is a fun trailer. Here is a link to it. (The trailer is not pornographic but there are other images on the page some might find dis-tasteful. So please, only go if you are over 18 and can handle that sort of stuff)
The trailer is an animated sequence of a pirate ship on the high seas during a raging storm under a full moon. We get closer and closer and then we move through the ship to see a skeleton pirate at the wheel. Very nice.
Pirates One has won over 40 awards in the adult film industry and is one of the highest selling titles of all time.
At least if I'm gonna do porn, I'm doing high-class porn.
Look at me, in Los Angeles less than two years and I've already been in a feature film at Sundance, modeled for Playboy and now a porn film. My career is really looking up!
All those classes and workshops are starting to pay off.
Too bad its not a SAG film. I could get my card with this one. Oh, well.
More details and fun stories from the set to follow. I'm sure it is going to be a blast.
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2 comments:
You and your wood....
Congratulations!! Now I'll have a real excuse for buying a porno, not just the lame ones I normally come up with. (come up?)
Anyway, these innuendos are way too easy.... very cool, man.
As if one needs an excuse? But here are a few...
it's research
a friend of mine is in it
I hear it has a great story
it got two ****s up
it was nominated for 16 awards
the costumes were great!
enjoy, Chris, and all other fans of adult features!
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