Where does time fly to when it flies?

Six weeks without a posting. My fans scream angrily at me. They cancel their subscriptions and disown me from their on-line life. Oh, the shame. I promise to do better. I will. Happy Holidays to all.

Dear Imad Knipp

Dear Imad Knipp:

You can not imagine how excited and happy I was to receive your correspondence via email today. Oh, heaven must surely be looking favorably upon me. And your generous offer to provide me with Va Lium, Cia Liss and Via Gra at such wonderful and competitive prices! Including free shipping from a far off and distant land to the north of me. Oh, you are too kind.

I too am desperately trying to find a train of thought by screaming into the mouthpiece. Isn't that a coincidence? Anyway, the birthday party was ruined by a crazy Jihad faction that wasn't invited. "Get out of Virginia" I told him in a crazy monotone, "come here and stay cold". He didn't listen. Then you boarded the Concorde for Karachi and flew like the actual unimportant Armbruster that you are. Who will pick you up? Do you have an umbrella? Listen to me. The jackal did this, didn't he?

Double my order. Now cancel it.

Please write again soon. Oh, I am sure of it.

best,

Noel